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santa banta joke

posted Jul 25, 2010 15:51:43 by harddude
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Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.

Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.

Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.

Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.

Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.

The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"

Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"





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harddude said Jul 31, 2010 07:39:34

Santa shoots Elephant

Santa(S) "What is the colour of the elephant?"
Friend(F) "How does it matter?"

S "It Matters"

F "Blue"

S "I will shoot him with blue gun"

F "If it was red?"
S "I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"

F "If it was yellow?"
S "I will make him angry he will turn red then I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"

F "If it was green?"
S "I will make him sick when he turns yellow then I will make him angry he will turn red then I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"

F "If he was purple?"
S "Stupid have you ever seen a purple elephant?"






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Blue-Boy said Jul 31, 2010 11:29:36
hahahahaha
you guys are funny
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